and submitted by Jeanne Delaney |
FUNNY - ODD TOMBSTONE INSCRIPTIONS |
Even though this page is not a 'Wayne Co., IL' item, Jeanne and I thought it would be fun to post it to this site. If you know of unusal gravings on a stone, send it to Jeanns to put here.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went.
Smiles!
Dianna
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. |
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. |
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova
Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. The Good Die Young. |
In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767 |
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace: The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. |
In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me For not rising. |
n a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. |
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays The Kid. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw. |
A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. |
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art In want of any, Dig 6 feet deep; And thou wilt find a Penny. |
In a Rhinebeck, NY cemetery:
Death is a debt to nature due, Which I have paid, and so must you. |
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune. |
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont:
Here lies the body of our Anna - Done to death by a banana. It wasn't the fruit that laid her low, But the skin of the thing that made her go. |
On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod. Pease shelled out and went to God. |
In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. Remember this and follow me. |
Dec 31 2004
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